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Does it show I'm spending a lot of time at my sister's house lately? Oh, well.
It seems that I'm progesterone deficient right now (read: PMS), but my brother's here and my niece and nephew are here keeping me busy and entertained.
Anyway, in honor of my third wedding anniversary here are some quotes I took from a Junes 2006 Reader's Digest.
Quotable Quotes
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. (Jay Leno)
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habit and then complain that he's not the man she married. (Barbra Streisand)
I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. (Brian Kiley)
The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. (Lucinda Williams)
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. (Bill Maher)
You should never marry anybody until you've seen each other miserable sick with the flu. (Dr. Phil)
My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she's coming with me. (Jon Bon Jovi)
Marriage is like a 5,000 - piece jigsaw puzzle -- all sky. (Cathy Ladman)
It ain't what people call you. it's what you answer to. (quoted by Tyler Perry in Madea's Family Reunion)
