2 posts tagged “weight loss”

My in-laws are saying that I'm at the verge of becoming and anorexic/bulimic.  I eat, but I am always complaining about the fact that I see myself getting fatter and fatter when the scale gives me the same numbers over and over.  I know I've gained a few pounds.  The mirror tells me so.  My jeans tell me so.  So, what's wrong with the scale?  Or am I going crazy?  Probably, but that doesn't make me an anorexic or a bulimic...just a hard mental case.  Check out Anoretix, a new weight loss product.  The name is kinda scary, so I don't know.

Is it the beer or is it me?  Maybe I'll delete this post tomorrow.

My question is, WHY, WHY do my BIL's wife asks me every time I speak with her on the phone if I'm still on the same weight or if I gained any pounds?  It's almost as if they want me to get all fat again.  You know what, you?  Yeah, I've been eating like a pig!  I'm eating Chinese, and hamburgers, and Chef Boyardee daily nd of course I must have gained some weight.  Who cares?  It is me who has to care.  So what?  What do you want me to do?  I'm in a foreign country, I have no friends, there's no lean meat or Weight Watchers here.  I AM NOT GOING TO STARVE MYSELF!  Food is my comfort, and beer.  If you care so much about my weight, go out and buy me some top diet pills or something.  I promise you I'll take them, even if they don't work.  Yeah, let my weight struggles make the diet pills industry incredibly rich.  Who cares?  It's not for me why I am doing it, it's for my husband, right you?

GRRR!!!!

Sorry.